"Welcome all polits, one and all! Even those polits that fly hot air balons and plaines! We even welcome all those polits that operate jet botes and fishin botes. Yes, Polits are our freends here at the East Texas Reegonal Ereport in Longvuw! We are glad that youn's have come out to support this here event, and hope that you find our akoma, akomada, akomudashuns good and plinty(round of applause for getting through that one!)

Shuld you need anything, please grab one of our event speculists and ring their bell. Them event speculists are them folks with the yellar vests on that say "STAFF" on 'em. I mean the vests say staff, not the people. Actually, the vests don't say nothing, they can't talk. What I mean is, the word "STAFF" is writ... I'm sorry, writ ain't a word...that's the problem when you read sumpin that some body else gives you... WROTE on the back of the vest. Have a good time here and thanks for comin!"

I thought the sign was funny, and I make light of the event only in humor. This event is great every year, and it was unfortunate that it could not take place this year. Everyone is always spectacular during this good time, and they always do a grand job. You need to catch it when it comes around next year, I know I will!